Just a little “You’ve Got Mail” humor, don’t mind me.

I am celebrating the holiday with family and hope you are doing the same! Posts will return Black Friday — bigger, better, and 50% off.*

*The fine print: Extremely limited quantities. First come, first served. Employees will hand out wristbands to those who are at the front of the line. Simply show your wristband to the cashier when you are making your minimum purchase of $50 and you will receive the additional discount.